😄 *blood everywhere* "What kind of ANIMAL would DO this?" Well, that's a gazelle Jeff, so probably a l...

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*blood everywhere* "What kind of ANIMAL would DO this?" Well, that's a gazelle Jeff, so probably a lion *to other ranger* Jeff's new here

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