*blood everywhere* "What kind of ANIMAL would DO this?" Well, that's a gazelle Jeff, so probably a lion *to other ranger* Jeff's new here

You can't name your dog Jeff, that's illegal

The friends ride up into the mountains... ""My legs are really starting to tire!"" said Jeff, as the bike tires bounced and bobbled over the aged rocks down below. It was the first time since the riders had taken this route and they were having a hard time enjoying the ride but Pepe was determined to make it through the new setting. ""Maybe it will get easier once we make it past that pool of water!"" he exclaimed. They peddled and peddled and poor Jeff was finding the steep terrain hard to bear…

Bar lion A man walks into a bar with his pet giraffe. He has apparently already had one too many drinks but the bartender decides to serve him anyway. He orders two pints; one for him and one for his pet giraffe, Jeff. The bartender looks away and when he looks back both glasses are empty. The bartender watches the giraffe fall off the barstool and lay motionless on the floor. The bartender tells the man, ""you can't leave that lyin there."" The man, indignantly responds with, ""that's not a lio…