Wife: did you know there's an "I hate Jeff" group that meets in the park? Me: yes I started it I am the president

Last night my mom made dinner, serving up a nice plate of "You had so much potential" with a steaming side of "You shoulda married Jeff."

Lawyer fails When Harriet had been declared missing, Jeffrey Pritchett knew things had gotten far out of hand. ""Did she find out about him and Angela? Where was she? What had she done?"" thought Jeff, when the police arrived. Unable to provide any satisfactory replies to them, he became the primary suspect and spent the night in jail. The next morning, in court, matters were made worse when witness after witness came to the stand testifying to all sorts of horrible threats that the accused made…

Sleeping with the Rabbi's Wife Jeff asks his best friend for a favor, ""Jim, I want to sleep with the Rabbi's wife so I need you to take him out tomorrow afternoon so I don't get caught."" Jim agrees to help his friend so he calls up the Rabbi and plan to meet for lunch the next day. So Jim and the Rabbi are eating lunch while Jim is waiting for a text from Jeff saying the coast is clear. The Rabbi picks up on the fact that Jim is just killing time and asks him why. Jim says, ""I am so sorry Rab…