turtles birthday! It was the Turtles birthday in the animal kingdom and he was turning 150 years. King of the animals was the lion and he proclaimed, (For Turtles birthday we should have a great party and each animal will say a joke to the Turtle for his birthday. Whoever disrepected the Turtle and did not make him laugh will be KILLED instantly). So all the animals gather for the Turtles birthday in celebration of his antiquity. Up comes the Zebra for a joke. Zebra goes in front of the Turtle and says, (Congratulations Turtle glad to see ya. Why did the chicken cross the road?). Turtle looks up at Zebra and slowly replies (Whyyy?)... Zebra replies. (Cuz he forgot his wallet!). The whole kingdom roars in laughter but Turtle does not say a word. So the Lion king pounces on Zebra and in one swipe kills him instantly. After many animals have died and failed to make the elderly Turtle laugh, up comes the Monkey and a huge wave of releif covers the kingdom. So Monkey walks up to Turtle pats him on the head and congratulates him on his old age then starts his joke. Monkey makes sure to add every detail and pun to make the plot even spicier. until the punchline comes up and before you know it, Monkey's joke has ended. Turtle looks up at Monkey and laughs his ass off. He rolls on his shell and you can see him wiping tears from his eyes. Monkey is satisfied and proud of his achievemnt. Then Turtle gathers himself up and looks at the monkey and says, (Man. That joke Zebra told, sure was funny!)