When I undress there is a radiant shower that falls. Not of money or glitter, but of dog hair.

My family crest is just a picture of my grandfather dressed up as a giant hotdog being dragged into a cave by a bear.

wife: Can't we just buy a bigger catflap? me: [buttering the cat] We're not made of money, Karen

However rich and successful you are, your cat will never see you as an equal.