Mr Rab Jokes

One day, buzzard and rabbit were talking. The buzzard says ""Rabbit, I'm tired of the country life. This hard work is not for me. I'm going to move to the city and get rich."" So buzzard packed up his things and moved to the city. In fact, he stayed true to his word and made it big. He bought a luxurious mansion just outside of the big city. The following summer, rabbit received a letter from buzzard asking how he was and invited him to visit him in the big city. He also asked rabbit to bring wi…

A rabbit, a buzzard and a turtle. This was told to me by my grandfather years ago. Not the greatest, but as a kid it made me laugh. A rabbit, a buzzard and a turtle were walking down a road when they came across a farm. The farmer had his life packed up and was driving away. He told the trio the farm has been barren for years, and he was giving up. They could have the deed for free if they wanted to try their luck at growing crops. The three accepted the offer. They summarized the farmer was not…