A rabbit, a buzzard and a turtle. This was told to me by my grandfather years ago. Not the greatest, but as a kid it made me laugh. A rabbit, a buzzard and a turtle were walking down a road when they came across a farm. The farmer had his life packed up and was driving away. He told the trio the farm has been barren for years, and he was giving up. They could have the deed for free if they wanted to try their luck at growing crops. The three accepted the offer. They summarized the farmer was not…