So a pirate has been on a ship for 6 months... but there are no women on the ship and being male,he had some...urges, so he asked the captain "" arr its been 6 months since we've had a lass on the ship and some of the others are getting urges. what can we do about them??"" and the captain responds"" go down to the front of the ship and there will be a barrel, stick your privates in there and go at it."" so he did as he was told and when he was done he came back. he told the captain "" captain! that was great! how many times can i use it????"" and the captain turned to him and said "" every day except thursday."" and the pirate asked "" why?"" the captain responded "" aye, because thats your turn to be in the barrel.""