Irishman granted three wishes An Irishman, stranded on a desert island finds a lamp. He rubs the lamp, and a genie comes out, and tells the Irishman he will grant three wishes. Irishman: ""My first wish is that all of my friends and family back home will live happy lives."" Genie: ""Granted, what is your second wish?"" Irishman: ""My second wish is for a pint of Guinness that refills itself every time it is emptied."" Genie: ""Granted, what is your third wish?"" The Irishman takes a sip of the Guinness, smiles, and says to the Genie ""I'll have another one of these!""