A Mexican boy and his grandmother were making enchiladas.... A Mexican boy and his grandmother were making enchiladas when the boy grabbed some flour and smeared it on his face and said ""Grandma look! I'm a white boy!"". The grandmother immediately slapped him and said ""Go talk to your mother!"". The boy finds his mother in the garden and says ""Mama look! I'm a white boy!"". The mother slaps him and says ""Go show your father!"". The boy finds his dad in the garage and says ""Papa look! I'm a white boy!"" The father slaps him and says ""Go talk to your grandmother!"". The boy sulks back to his grandmother and she says ""Well? What have you learned?"". The boy replies ""I've been white for only 5 minutes and I don't like you either!""