A generic slightly racist one! (use it with any minority). A guy goes to a club in Germany with a t-shirt that says: Turks have three problems Immediately a Turk comes up and says: -- What's that supposed to mean, on your t-shirt? You looking for trouble? -- See, this is your first problem. You are too aggressive. You start quarrels for nothing. -- Oh yeah? Let's go outside. They go outside, and the guy brings a bunch of his compatriots for support: -- There's five of us. What are you gonna do now, jerk? -- This is your second problem. You cannot deal with your shit alone, you always have to bring your girlfriends about. -- What? You're screwed! They pull out knives and start to close in aggressively. -- And this is your third and biggest problem. You bring knives to a shoot-out.