A blonde walks into a bank in New York City... A blonde walks into a bank in New York City and asks for the loan officer. She says she's going to Europe on business for two weeks and needs to borrow $5,000. The bank officer says the bank will need some kind of security for the loan, so the blonde hands over the keys to a new Rolls Royce. The car is parked on the street in front of the bank; she has the title, and everything checks out. The bank agrees to accept the car as collateral for the loan…

Blonde Thinks A woman with green hair, a woman with red hair and a woman with blonde hair find mirror. A lady appears in the mirror and says, tell me something you think are true and you'll be rich. Tell me something that is not true and you die. The woman with green hair says: ""I think I'm pretty."" POOF! She's dead. The woman with red says: ""I think I have a soul."" POOF! She's dead. The woman with blonde hair says: ""I think..."" POOF! She's dead.

God Damn Loch Ness Monster "" I met my cousin for the first time at a family reunion. Her dad, my uncle, was kick of a kick up as a kid, and it alienated him from the family so I didn't meet her until I was 14. She had dirty blonde hair, alabaster skin, and a cute little nose ring that would jiggle when she laughed. She was super quiet and always texting or listening to music. After diner she came up to my room and asked, ""Wanna smoke some weed?"" in a n excited tone. ""Sure"" I said. We both e…

There were two sisters... Once upon a time, in the wild, wild West there were two sisters, Jill and Susie. A relative of theirs dies and leaves the two sisters a ranch. The ranch was run down and they had little else to their name besides the ranch so they thought they'd invest what they had left into a stud bull to mate with their cows. They found an ad in the paper for a healthy bull for sale for $500 and decided Jill would go down and see if the bull would be suitable and Susie would stay bac…