So three priests are having lunch... and the first priests complains about having bats in his bell tower. ""They just moved in and I can't seem to be able to get them to leave."" The second priest chirps up with the same problem. ""I've had them for 2 years now and nothing I do makes any difference."" Finaly the third priests speaks up after a big bite of his lunch. ""Ya, I use to have that problem too."" ""How did you get rid of them?"" ""I baptized them; now the only come around for Christmas and Easter.""