Kids go as the devil and bigfoot on Halloween all the time, but I go as a pedophile and suddenly I'm a weirdo.#Religion#Holiday#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
[christmas lights are being put up] Every moth ever: oh hell yeah#Religion#Holiday#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
In hell, every day is Thanksgiving and you're never allowed to unbutton your pants.#Religion#Holiday#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
(NEW YEARS) what did the rabbi say on New year's. ""f#ck that, happy **Jew** years!!""#Religion#Holiday#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
How are a Christmas tree and a priest alike ? They both have ornamental balls.#Religion#Holiday#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp