Lincoln walks into a bar An older man walks into a bar wearing a stovepipe hat, a waistcoat and a phony beard. He sits down at the bar and orders a drink. As the bartender sets it down, he asks, ""Going to a party?"" ""Yeah, a costume party,"" the man answers, ""I'm supposed to come as my love life."" ""But you look like Abraham Lincoln,"" protests the bartender. ""That's right. My last four scores were seven years ago.""

What did Abraham Lincoln say after a two week drunk? I freed what?

A rabbi, a catholic priest and Abraham Lincoln. A rabbi, a catholic priest and Abraham Lincoln walk into a bar, the bartender asks: ""What is this? A Joke!?"" 20 Picaratas to the bloke who knows where this joke is from.

Abraham Lincoln walks into a bar... The bartender says, ""Mr. President I am going to have to ask you to leave"" Lincoln asks ""Why is that?"", the bartender replies ""Last time you were around a shot you ended up on the floor""