A who is down on his luck... is walking down the road. He just got through a terrible divorce, his wife got everything, house, car, kids. As he stumbled into a ditch he notices a small copper lamp. Figuring he has nothing to lose he gives it a rub and sure enough a Genie pops out! ""I am the one and only Genie of the lamp! I will grant you 3 wishes, standard wish rules apply. Although anything you wish for your ex-wife will get two of."" The man thinks for a moment and asks, ""Genie I would like one billion dollars."" ""But your wife will get two billion..."" replies the genie "" I don't care about that tramp, let her have it. I also wish for a large self sufficient island in the tropics to call my own."" ""And your wife, she will get two islands, is that ok?"" ""Whatever, I don't care about that tramp. Let her have it. And finally, I would like to be beaten half to death. And yes I know what my wife will get, I don't care about that tramp. HAHA! Let her have it!!""