So there are two blondes stranded on an island.... One of them finds a lamp, rubs it, and a genie pops out. He says, ""I shall grant you each one wish"". The blonde who rubbed the lamp requests a cell phone to call for help, however, it was useless because there was no reception on the island. The second blonde said, ""I want to be smarter than this other blonde!"" So, the genie pointed her to the bridge.

You've Got Blonde A man was in his front yard mowing grass when his attractive blonde neighbor came out of the house and went straight to the mailbox. She opened it then slammed it shut and stormed back into the house. A little later she came out of her house again, went to the mailbox and again opened it, and slammed it shut again. Angrily, back into the house she went. As the man was getting ready to edge the lawn, she came out again, marched to the mailbox, opened it and then slammed it close…

A blond is at home And realizes her house is on fire. She runs outside and calls the fire department on her cell phone. When they answer she cries to them in a hysterical voice that her house is on fire. The lady on the other end says ""Mam, can you please stay calm and tell us how to get to your house?"" ""Well duh!! Use your big red truck!!!""

whats the differns between a blonde and a computer you only have to punch the computer once to get the imformation out of it