An unsung legacy of Bill Clinton's presidency is that since he left office, no sitting President has shot a load on a non-spouse.

there should be some kind of National Dog and before any politician gets sworn into office we have to see how the dog reacts to them

My parents think im a virgin. My boss thinks Im an excellent employee. The government thinks Im an outstanding citizen. Where's my Oscar?

I can't wait to start blaming the GOP for everything wrong in America not being magically fixed upon their election to office.