A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead escape the women's prison... (I don't know why my friends like this one so much, feel free to tell them it's awful and confirm my opinion.) A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead escape the women's prison late one night. With the police hot on their heels, they decide to hide in an abandoned factory. Splitting up, they all take their various hiding places in the factory just as the police kick down the door. The police begin to search, and they hear a noise coming from an old crate. The redhead, who is hiding in the crate, hears them approach and quickly barks, ""WOOF, WOOF"". ""Oh, it's just a stray dog,"" says an officer and continues the search. Nearby the police hear some rattling from within a pile of old manufacturing equipment. The brunette, who is amid the equipment, quickly does her best cat imitation, ""MEOW, MEOW"". ""Nothing but an old cat,"" says one of the police as they continue the search. At last, in the back of the factory, the police hear some rustling coming from a large burlap sack, which they surround and demand, ""Who's in there? Come out!"" The blonde, who is inside, having heard her fellow escapees successes thinks to herself for a moment and then says, ""POOOOTAAAATOOOO.""