A blonde, a redhead, and a brunette walk into a bar. They're all underage, and hence, they have fake ID's. The bartender see them and knows they are underage, so he call the cops. The redhead informs the girls that the bartender has called the cops and they have to leave. They run out the back door and see a barn. Inside, the redhead notices 3 potato sacks on the floor. She tells the girls to each hide in a potato sack. The police then arrive in the bar, and the bartender takes them out back to look around. They go into the barn and look everywhere. One cop says ""They might be in those potato sacks"". He kicks the first one containing the redhead and hears ""Woof, woof"". ""That's a dog"" he thinks to himself. He kicks the second bag containing the brunette and hears ""Meow, meow"". ""Well that must be a cat"" he thinks. Finally, he kicks the last bag containing the blonde and hears in a slow voice ""po...ta...to...es!""