the flight attendant came down the aisle holding out a bag of trash to me and i was like "sure what the hell" and grabbed a couple pieces

Waiting to see who you're sitting next to on an airplane is the original Chatroulette. Now where the hell is the next button?

Three guys survive a plane crash Both pilots and a passenger. They find themselves stranded in a dense unknown jungle. After hours of searching for some sort of help or civilization the ground starts to rumble. In panic they run through the vegetation but it's no use. A huge monstrous cyclops rushes from behind them and scoops them up. With a sinister voice he says "" I am king of this forest, ruler of pain and conquer of death. If you wish to escape you must complete a challenge. Each of you mu…

A Priest and a Jamaican man are on a plane... ..and as they're taking off, the pilot says over the intercom ""folks, I have something to tell you. I cannot fly the plane if someone passes gas; if someone does, I'll pass out and the plane will crash."" So halfway through the flight, the plane noses forward and goes into a dive. And the Jamaican stands up and screams ""Who passed de gas?"" The priest says ""how did you know?"" And the Jamaican answers ""de scent!"" ...I'll show myself out