Jim and Bob are hiking through the woods, and Jim goes off the trail to take a leak. He suprises a rattlesnake, who strikes at once, and bites him on the pecker. Jim yells over to Bob, who goes into action, and gets a local park ranger on cell phone. Bob tells the story and asks the ranger, ""What do I do?"" The ranger says, ""You have to try to suck the poison out of the two puncture wounds from the snake's fangs as quickly as possible, and get him back to the ranger station."" Jim, frightened and in pain, asks Bob, ""So what did the ranger say?"" Bob says to Jim, ""He says you're going to die.""