There was once these three students... ... and they were told to conduct an experiment of their choice. So the bought an elephant and put a cork in its ass and fed it non stop for 3 weeks. The idea was to see if it would all discharge at once. They had everything for the experiment ready: the hired a field had transport of the elephant but none were brave enough to pull out the cork. They trained a monkey to do it and with the elephant in the middle of the field and the monkey primed to release the cork on their signal they began walking away from the elephant. They stopped 50m away and one of the said ""We should be grand here"", the two others said a quick prayer and went on walking. they stopped 100m away and of the two one of them said we should definitely be ok here. The third man laughed and carried on walking until he was 200m away. 3...2...1... The monkey pulled out the cork and the man 200m away was up to his knees in shit. He waded up to the guy 100m and he is up to his waist. They come to the conclusion there friend must be dead. Eventually they get to where their friend was and they are up to their necks in shit. They arrive to find him rolling around laughing. The two friends roar at him: ""WHAT IS SO FUNNY? YOU ARE COVERED IN SHIT?!"". To which the third replies... ""you should have seen the monkey try put the cork back in..""