Top Ten Things At Halloween That Sound Dirty But Aren't TOP TEN THINGS AT HALLOWEEN THAT SOUND DIRTY BUT AREN'T She's a goblin! I'd like to get a little something in the sack tonight. Just get on your hands and knees and bob your head. She's got a couple of nice pumpkins on her porch If you just lick it, it'll last longer. Let me see your big sack! Can I eat your Zagnuts? Have your mom check it before you put it in your mouth. You scared me stiff! He's got Candy spread out on the living room floor!