An Indian walks in to a Diner.... An Indian walks in to a diner dragging a bull behind him. He tells the counterman, ""Coffee."" He gives him the coffee, and the Indian pulls out a shotgun, blows the brains out of the bull and walks out. So the manager and the staff spend all day cleaning it up. Sure enough the next day, the Indian turns up again, dragging another bull. The Indian says, ""Coffee."" The manager comes running out and says, ""What the hell is the deal with shooting the bull man? We spent all day cleaning it up."" The Indian replies, ""Running for Congress. Come in morning, drink coffee, shoot bull, leave big mess for everyone else to clean up.""