Jesus and Moses... ...are walking down the beach and Moses looks out towards the water, "" I wonder if i still have it?"" and so Moses spreads his arms and the water parts before him. Jesus sees this and says, ""Huh, i wonder if i still have it?"" and so Jesus walks onto the water and falls in. He stands up and steadies himself, and he falls in again. Finally Jesus tries a third time, and he again fails to walk on the water. Jesus walks back on shore and Moses says, ""Don't worry about it man, today just isn't your day."" Jesus nods and looks and Moses and says, ""You know what I think it is? Last time I did this I didn't have holes in my feet.""