I has seven babes. A black ma ma goes into the welfare office to verify she has 7 sons. The welfare officer begins the interview with""What are your children's names?"" which the ma ma replies, ""Quonzavior"".... The welfare officer says, ""All your kids are named Quonzavior ?"" ""Yeas"", replies ma ma. ""Well what to do do when you want to call one in particular?"", asked the welfare officer. ""Oh, that be easy"", says ma ma. ""I's just call em by their las name""