Barry? Yes Joe Can I borrow Air Force 1? I promised this girl we'd eat at the Pizza Hut in France No Joe *Biden slams fist* THIS IS BULLSHIT

My personal assistant is an African American named Barry. But I just call him BlackBarry.

Guys what shall we call thing that impedes movement? GUY NAMED BARRY: "How about a barry?" GUY NAMED BARRY BARRY: "How about a barrier?"

Three men are captured by cannibals... Todd, Jim, and Barry are walking through the jungle when they are captured by cannibals. The leader of the cannibal tribe says to them: ""Walk into the jungle and pick 10 of a single fruit."" So, they all go out and do so. Todd and Jim come back at about the same time and the cannibal leader says to them ""Now, if you can fit all ten of the fruit in your ass without making a facial expression we will let you go free."" The Todd, who picked apples, squeezes …