Penguin in Texas A penguin decided he wanted to take a road trip. He had never really been out of Antarctica and really wanted to check out the States, so he flew to Miami and rented a car with the intent of driving to San Diego before flying home. Well, everything is going swimmingly until, somewhere in the middle of Texas when the low oil pressure' light comes on. ""That's not good"" says the penguin. he pulls off the highway and as luck would have it, finds a small town with a service station. The mechanic tells the penguin to hang out for about an hour while he figures out what's wrong with the car. The penguin decides to walk around and check out the little town and return back in an hour. So, he's walking along and he sees an ice cream parlor. Now, penguins LOVE ice cream, so he runs in and gets a large cone before continuing on his way. BUT, the cone begins to melt in the heat of the Texas sun and the penguin, having only flippers, was ill equipped to deal with the drippings. By the time he arrived back at the service station, he was a sticky mess. The penguin walked up to the mechanic and says ""so, did you figure out what was wrong with my car?"" The mechanic says ""Looks like you blew a seal"" and the penguin says ""what this? No. This is ice cream."" Source: http://badsandwichchronicles.blogspot.com pretty funny blog at times