Three explorers are in Egypt (long) and they stumble upon some old ruins. In the ruins they find a big room, with three doors. The first explorer, Henry, goes up to the door and reads: ""Who ever enters this door will die a fiery death."" He doesn't believe in superstitions, so he goes through the door to find a long hallway. At the end of the hallway, another door. Behind that door is a room full of treasure, so he takes as much as he can carry and leaves. He enters the hallway and walks about …

The Secret of the Red Shirt Once upon a time there was a pirate captain. He ran a very successful ship, and rarely lost any battles. He took a boy under him to teach him the trade. One day, the lookout shouted, ""Marine ship to the starboard, bearing down upon us!"". The captain immediately shouted to the boy, ""Boy, bring me my red shirt!"". The ship was boarded, but the captain rallied the pirates and defeated the marines. Every time a marine ship attacked them, the captain would give the same…

The Fearsome Pirate The most fearsome pirate captain on the seven seas is sailing through the Bermuda Triangle when suddenly his first mate comes up next to him and says ""Sir, one of the King's ships has been sighted over the horizon. They're armed and we should be ready for battle."" The captain turns around and replies ""Aye, thank you matey. Ready the cannons and bring me my red jacket."" The first mate is confused and asks the captain why he needs a red jacket. The captain replies ""Arr, if…

Captain Jokes Captain: A navy captain is alerted by his First Mate that there is a pirate ship coming towards his position. He asks a sailor to get him his red shirt. The captain was asked, ""Why do you need a red shirt?"" The Captain replies, ""So that when I bleed, you guys don't notice and aren's discouraged."" They fight off the pirates eventually. The very next day, the Captain is alerted that 50 pirate ships are coming towards their boat. He yells, ""Get me my brown pants!""