One day in the jungle... A gorilla is lazing about in the jungle when he sees a lion prowling along, generally making a big deal of himself and enjoying his ""King Of The Jungle"" reputation. Hoping to take him down a peg, the gorilla picks up a coconut and throws it at the lion, hitting him in the back of the head. The lion is furious and lunges after the gorilla, who instantly takes flight. The chase is on, through undergrowth and over tree roots. The lion is gaining on the gorilla when the gorilla spies a hunter's tent and quickly ducks inside. The tent is empty, and without a second to think about it, the gorilla grabs the hunter's hat and puts it on his head, puts the hunter's pipe in his mouth and sits down in his chair with a newspaper. A second later the lion puts his head in the tent. ""Have you seen a gorilla run past here?"" he asks. The gorilla says, ""Is that the gorilla who threw a coconut at the lion and hit him in the head?"" The lion says ""Oh jeez! It's not in the papers already!""