My favorite blonde joke -Source: I don't remember where I first saw it, but when I googled it coolblondejokes.com got first result One day a big group of blondes met in New York to show the world that blondes aren't dumb. They begged: ""Ask any of us any question, and we will show you that we're not dumb."" The group caught the attention of a passer by, who volunteered to ask them some questions. He climbed up on a car and randomly picked a blonde out of the crowd. She got up on the car too and the man asked: ""What is the first month of the year?"" The blonde responded: ""November?"" ""Nope,"" said the man. At this point the crowd began to chant, ""Give her another chance, give her another chance."" So the man asked: ""What is the capital of the U.S.A ?"" The blonde responded: ""Paris?"" So the crowd began chanting again: ""Give her another chance, give her another chance."" The man said: ""Okay, but this is the last one. What is one plus one?"" The blonde replied: ""Two?"" ""Give her another chance, Give her another chance."" screamed the crowd.