An oldie I heard in elementary school Little Johnny has just started kindergarten and doesn't know the alphabet. As things usually happen, the teacher asks Johnny to recite the alphabet. He tells her that he does not know the alphabet, so she tells him to go home and ask his parents to help him learn it. After school, he runs up the driveway and into the kitchen, where his mom is on the phone with a friend. As he runs in, he yells out ""MOM, WHAT'S THE ALPHABET?"" Being the wonderful mother that…

Little girl comes home from school crying ... Her mother sees her and asks her why she is crying. Little girl says that children in school told her that her face looks like an ass. He mother quickly dismisses this, and assures the girl that this is not so. But the girl does not believe her and keeps on crying. Her father sees her and asks why she is crying, and little girl tells him the same thing: Children in school say that my face looks like an ass. You are very beautiful, says her father, th…

College teaches you there's an easy way to do everything. A kid comes home from college. His father is a farmer, and he's shoveling all the manure out of the outhouse onto the strawberries to fertilize them. The kid says, ""Hey, Pop, I learned in college there's an easy way to do everything."" So they go downtown to purchase some dynamite, and rig it up under the outhouse to blow the solids into the strawberry patch. As they run for cover, they don't see Grandma coming to use the outhouse. *KaBo…

A teacher tells her class to learn the first five letters of the alphabet A teacher gave her kindergarten class to go home and learn the first five letters of the alphabet so Kyle goes home and asks his mom who is on the phone, what is the first letter of the Alphabet? she says Shut Up! he then goes to his sister who is playing guitar and asks what is the second letter of the alphabet? and she is singing Oh Yeah Baby! Yeah! he proceeds to go into his brothers room who is watching Football and as…