An oldie I heard in elementary school Little Johnny has just started kindergarten and doesn't know the alphabet. As things usually happen, the teacher asks Johnny to recite the alphabet. He tells her that he does not know the alphabet, so she tells him to go home and ask his parents to help him learn it. After school, he runs up the driveway and into the kitchen, where his mom is on the phone with a friend. As he runs in, he yells out ""MOM, WHAT'S THE ALPHABET?"" Being the wonderful mother that…

Rude grandma I was buying fruits at the supermarket whilst waiting for change I saw an elderly woman with a small child. The child was walking a bit faster than the woman and the woman shouted, ""Degree! Wait for me!"" I was so amazed hearing that name. So to satisfy my curiousity, I walked closer to the woman and asked, ""Excuse me why do you call this child Degree?"" The woman laughed and said, ""I sent her mother to the University and this is what she brought home...""

College teaches you there's an easy way to do everything. A kid comes home from college. His father is a farmer, and he's shoveling all the manure out of the outhouse onto the strawberries to fertilize them. The kid says, ""Hey, Pop, I learned in college there's an easy way to do everything."" So they go downtown to purchase some dynamite, and rig it up under the outhouse to blow the solids into the strawberry patch. As they run for cover, they don't see Grandma coming to use the outhouse. *KaBo…

A teacher tells her class to learn the first five letters of the alphabet A teacher gave her kindergarten class to go home and learn the first five letters of the alphabet so Kyle goes home and asks his mom who is on the phone, what is the first letter of the Alphabet? she says Shut Up! he then goes to his sister who is playing guitar and asks what is the second letter of the alphabet? and she is singing Oh Yeah Baby! Yeah! he proceeds to go into his brothers room who is watching Football and as…