The Mexican Magician There was once a famous magician in Mexico lets call him Juan, Juan wanted to move to the U.S. but didn't have the money so he tried to sneak in. While he was climbing the fence he was spotted by the border patrol, so he hid. They told him he had until the count of Three to surrender, But Juan didn't come out of hiding so the Border Patrol counted Uno..... Dos....... *poof* He disappeared without a Tres

Why doesn't Mexico have a good Olympic team? Because everyone who is good at running, jumping, and swimming have already made it into the U.S.

Donald Trump has begun work building a wall between the U.S. and Mexico. It's called the wetback setback.

Diggin a hole to China If a bystander watches a person digging a hole in the U.S., they always jokingly ask the digger ""If they are digging a hole to China"". I wonder if a bystander is watching a person digging a hole in Mexico, if they jokingly ask the digger ""If they are digging a hole to the U.S.""