What is the difference between a 14 year old boy in the U.S. and one in Mexico? A 14 year old boy in the U.S. is a freshman and one in Mexico is a senor

The Mexican Magician There was once a famous magician in Mexico lets call him Juan, Juan wanted to move to the U.S. but didn't have the money so he tried to sneak in. While he was climbing the fence he was spotted by the border patrol, so he hid. They told him he had until the count of Three to surrender, But Juan didn't come out of hiding so the Border Patrol counted Uno..... Dos....... *poof* He disappeared without a Tres

Donald Trump has begun work building a wall between the U.S. and Mexico. It's called the wetback setback.

Diggin a hole to China If a bystander watches a person digging a hole in the U.S., they always jokingly ask the digger ""If they are digging a hole to China"". I wonder if a bystander is watching a person digging a hole in Mexico, if they jokingly ask the digger ""If they are digging a hole to the U.S.""