there were three race horses; ernie, bill, and ted. the three of them were good friends; they enjoyed racing each other and generally won and lost to each other equally. every evening, after the races, they went to a local bar to relax and drink some beer. they would often discuss racing techniques, their families, etc. one season, bill wasn't doing so well. he rarely beat the other two, and was worried that he'd be sent to the glue factory if his luck didn't change. one night, at the bar,…

I don't care if Ernie and Bert are gay or not, but how do they afford that apartment? Do they even have jobs.

You know you're an adult when you suddenly start taking Bert's side over Ernie's.

Accidentally drew my eyebrows on too dark and thick and now I live on Sesame Street with Ernie.