Guy at a bar is talking on his hand as if it were a phone.... After many beers a guy started talking on his hand as if it was a phone. The bartender notices but doesn't say anything. Guy ordered another beer, and gets another call. By now the bartender is curious and asks the guy what he is doing with his hand. Guy responds that it's a cell phone and he is answering call. About this time guy feels nature calling and asks the bartender to watch is beer, and staggers off to the bathroom. Many minutes pass and the bartender is sure the guy has passed out in the restroom. So he goes to check on him. Open the first stall, nothing. Second stall, nothing. Third stall, guy is standing in toilet, pants around ankles, with toilet paper coming out of his ass. The bartender screams, ""What the hell!?"". Guy said hold on I'm getting a fax.