A guy comes home drunk A guy comes home completely drunk one night. He lurches through the door and is met by his scowling wife, who is most definitely not happy. ""Where the hell have you been all night?"" she demands. ""At this new bar,"" he says. ""The Golden Saloon. Everything there is golden. It's got huge golden doors, a golden floor and even the urinal's gold!"" The wife still doesn't believe his story, and the next day checks the phone book, finding a place across town called the Golden …

A guy comes home completely drunk one night. He lurches through the door and is met by his angry wife. ""Where the hell have you been all night?"" she demands. ""At this fantastic new bar,"" he says. ""The Golden Saloon. Everything there is golden. It's got huge golden doors, a golden floor, the works, even the urinals are gold!"" The wife still doesn't believe his story, so she searches her phone book, finding a place across town called the Golden Saloon. She calls up the place to confirm what …

The tale of the Golden Urinal A guy comes home completely drunk one night. He lurches through the door and is met by his scowling wife, who is most definitely not happy. ""Where the hell have you been all night?"" she demands. ""At this fantastic new bar,"" he says. ""The Golden Saloon. Everything there is golden. It's got huge golden doors, a golden floor, the works, even the urinal's are gold!"" The wife still doesn't believe his story, and the next day checks the phone book, finding a place a…

One more from the 85 year old shriner to get you smiling into the weekend. A man came home late at night drunk. His wife was waiting up worried. She sees he has gold glitter on him. She suspects he was at a strip club so she asks "Where the hell have you been?” He says, "The Golden Bar that just opened up. They have golden chairs, golden glasses, everything is gold!” His wife suspects this is a lie, and says "I've never heard of it ". The man drunkenly pulls out a napkin that has a phone num…