Golden Bar Jokes

The Golden Bar A man comes home late at night and he is pretty smashed. His wife who was worried sick asks “Where the hell have you been?” “The Golden Bar”, the man replies. “It’s an awesome place. They have golden chairs, golden glasses, golden beer of course and even a golden urinal.” The wife is not convinced that her husband is telling the truth, so she looks up the Golden Bar in the phonebook and calls them up. “Do you really have golden chairs at your bar?” – Absolutely ma’am. “And what a…

One more from the 85 year old shriner to get you smiling into the weekend. A man came home late at night drunk. His wife was waiting up worried. She sees he has gold glitter on him. She suspects he was at a strip club so she asks "Where the hell have you been?” He says, "The Golden Bar that just opened up. They have golden chairs, golden glasses, everything is gold!” His wife suspects this is a lie, and says "I've never heard of it ". The man drunkenly pulls out a napkin that has a phone num…