The dirty joke my grandpa told unexpectedly at thanksgiving dinner Two cannibals are fighting over which one gets to eat a man. Eventually one cannibal says to the other, ""Look. Let's compromise. I'll start eating one foot and you start eating the other, and we'll work our way up from there."" The other cannibal agrees, so they get to eating. Eventually they both eat their way up to the hip area. The first cannibal looks over at the other and says, ""How you doing over there?"" The second cannibal says, ""I'm having a ball.""