I scream, You scream, We all scream because grandma is visiting for Christmas and she forgot her hearing aids again.

Grandma, stop asking people what they're supposed to be for Halloween-this is Walmart.

Caller: Is Mr. Rock available? Me: Yeah, hold on. *hands phone to 5yo* Me: It's grandma, buddy. Tell her about Caillou.

I asked my grandma what she wanted for Christmas & all she said was "a race war" (??)