A teenage blonde wanted to earn some money... So she decided to hire her self out as a handy man and started canvassing the neighborhood. She went to the door of the first house and asked the owner if he had any odd jobs for her to do. ""Well you can paint my porch,"" he said. ""How much will you charge?"" ""How about $50?"" She answered. The man agreed and told her the paint she would need was in the garage. the man's wife overheard the conversation and said to her husband, ""does she realize the porch goes all the way around the house?"" ""She should,"" the man replied. ""She was standing on the porch when we talked,"". A short while later the blonde came to the door to collect her money ""your finished already?"" He asked. ""Yes,"" the blonde answered, ""and I had paint left over, so I gave it two coats!"" Impressed, the man reached in to his pocket fishing for his wallet ""And by the way"" the blonde added, ""that's not a porch it's a Ferrari!""