So a kid gets on a plane for the first time and he is really excited about it. He is sitting inside the plane mid-flight when he finds out the plane's a Boeing. So he starts saying ""Boeing.. Boeing.. Boeing.."" After a while when he doesn't stop the passengers start getting irritated, and the hostess comes along and tells the boy ""Be Silent"". So the boy starts ""Oeing.. Oeing.. Oeing.. ""

"Pika pika pika!" [translated] "I'm sorry, children. Your father was stolen by a Pokemon trainer who has to beat a child named Gary."

[arcade] KID: dad, some guy is hogging the claw machine DAD: hey buddy, why don't you give the kid a turn LOBSTER: BACK OFF WE'RE IN LOVE

As a kid, I didn't want to get caught misbehaving by my parents. Now I'm a parent. And I don`t want to get caught by my kids.