The Masquerade Party Dave and his wife are invited to a masquerade party. However, just before they leave, Dave's wife gets a terrible headache and decides to stay home. When Dave leaves, the wife takes an aspirin and goes to sleep. After a while, she wakes up and realizes that her headache is gone and guesses she would go to the party and see what Dave's up to. So she gathers her costume and leaves the house. Upon arriving at the party, she recognizes Dave's costume and sees that he's dancing with practically every girl. She decides to see how far Dave will go. So she goes up to him, taps him on the shoulder and says, ""Would you like to find a quiet place somewhere?"" After they do their business, Dave's wife leaves the party and goes home. A couple hours later, Dave also comes home. ""So, how was the party?"" asks Dave's wife. ""You know, Mary"" says Dave, ""I was bored without you."" ""Bored?"" says Mary, ""You're Dave for Christ's sake, you're not supposed to be bored. In fact, I'm inclined to think you had quite a blast!"" ""Oh, don't say that"" retorts Dave, ""when I arrived there, there were so many people, I couldn't breathe. So I went into the kitchen with my mates to play some poker. But Francis who asked to borrow my costume danced with practically every girl at the party. And one particularly feisty girl even took him to the back and took it up the ass!""