God judges Satan vs Jesus in computer programming war. God tells Satan and Jesus they are supposed to create the perfect computer program. Satan starts off strong and within the first fifteen minutes has the rough architecture of his program figured out and designed. 30 minutes in and Satan is cruising along. Satan is getting all the layers the way he wants them and is getting ready to put the finishing touches on his program. As Satan is polishing off his program at the 45 minute mark the power goes out. Satan starts his computer up and he has lost everything. Satan is furious but thinks to himself that it is ok because Jesus has lost power too and they will be in the same position. Satan is hammering away with his claws trying frantically to get his program back to where it was but God calls time and asks Satan for his program. God Judges Satans program and it performs absolutely terribly. Satan isn't concerned due to the fact that Jesus had the same issue. God then asks for Jesus's program and uses it. Works flawlessly. Satan is flabbergasted as to how Jesus could recover after the power outage and asks God how it was possible. God looks at Satan and says... Jesus saves