A nervous young man goes to pick up his prom date at her house. As expected, his date is finishing getting ready upstairs. He sits in the living room waiting for her when her father and the family dog enter the room. The dad sits down across from the boy and looks him over thoughtfully. The young man begins feeling very uneasy, and his stomach starts to churn. His stomach starts to hurt so badly, he decides he has no choice but to let out a little fart to get some relief. He takes the plunge, and luckily it's a silent one. He is feeling very relieved now, and gives his date's dad a weak smile. All of a sudden he realizes his silent fart was not to go unnoticed, as a putrid smell began to fill the room. ""RALPH!!!"" the dad yells at the dog. The boy realizes his luck once again: the dad thinks Ralph, the dog, farted! Hoping for a little more relief, he lets out another silent bomb. Once again, within a few moments the dad yells ""RALPH!!!!!!"" glaring at the dog sitting on the couch next to the boy. Third time's a charm--he lets out one long, final, glorious silent fart that eases his abdominal discomfort. As if on cue, and to the boy's horror, the dad yells, ""RALPH!!!! GET OVER HERE BEFORE THAT BOY POOPS ON YOU!!!!!""