What French city always surrenders first? Toulouse

A thief in Paris planned to steal some paintings from the Louvre After careful planning, he got past security, stole the paintings, and made it safely to his van. However, he was captured only two blocks away when his van ran out of gas When asked how he could mastermind such a crime and then make such an obvious error, he replied: 'Monsieur, the reason I stole the paintings is I had no Monet to buy Degas To make the Van Gogh. I know I had de gaulle, but I figured I had nothing Toulouse.""

A man runs up to the conductor of a train that is about to depart from a station in Paris... A man runs up to the conductor of a train that is about to depart from a station in Paris. Panting, he asks the conductor: ""Excuse me, does this train go to Toulouse?"" ""Non monsieur,"" replies the conductor. ""Zis train goes 'WOOOOT WOOOOOOT!'""

I've decided to move to southern France... I've got nothing Toulouse.