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A man runs up to the conductor of a train that is about to depart from a station in Paris... A man runs up to the conductor of a train that is about to depart from a station in Paris. Panting, he asks the conductor: ""Excuse me, does this train go to Toulouse?"" ""Non monsieur,"" replies the conductor. ""Zis train goes 'WOOOOT WOOOOOOT!'""

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