An old Lady walks into a bank An old Lady walks into a high end bank. She is carrying a suit case and walks to the front desk and asks for the bank manager. After waiting for a while the bank manager arrives and tells her to meet him in his office. In the office she tells the bank manager she wants to start a bank account and tells him in the suitcase she has $170,000. Curious the bank manager asks how an old Lady earned such a huge amount of money. She tells him ""I earned this money by making odd bets, for example I bet you all the money in this suit case that you have square balls"" The manager thought that's an impossible bet to win and says I'll take you on that. The old Lady told him let's meet up tomorrow in this same office and left for the day. The next day the Lady had arrived with the suitcase and a man in a suit. They both entered the Managers office and he asked who the man was. She said that this was her lawyer and he was here to witness the bet. She told the Manager to take his pants off so that she could examine his balls. The Manager thought this made sense and obliged. After thoroughly examining his balls the old Lady came to the conclusion that his balls were indeed round and not square. She gave the Manager the suit case and as he took his reward he saw the lawyers face in awe. He then asked the lawyer why he looked so grim and the old Lady said ""I bet him $700,000 that I would have the balls of a high end bank manager in my hands in his office today.""